You’ve got no idea, buddy.
You heard of anyone else uh– waking up in places they’re not supposed to be? Cause I swear I remember going home last night, and I wasn’t even that drunk.
Not in particular. But I’m sure any number of people who got wasted at the bars last night are in a similar situation right now. Them and probably those people who were talking about love is rent in the forest and shit like that.
You sure you weren’t that drunk?