Guns are primitive.
If you gotta tell people you are normal, then you probably are not. I’m sorry you were so easily fooled by that sign, but the good news is, it’s still time for you to leave to an actually normal town.
And your bare hands aren’t? What do you suggest, nukes? Can’t say I’m packing any of those.
No shit, sherlock. I figured out that much.
I mean hell, it’s why I’m here.