[user screeches “evil doctor!??” aloud and breaks all of the lights in the hotel room, as well as the laptop screen]

[user switches to mobile because her phone has, for once, been spared]

Care to share it then?

I’m a medical examiner. Forensic pathologist. Doctor for the deceased. I speak for the dead. I’m not an “evil doctor” and you’d do well to remember that or I’ll That’s not helping my case

I could. But I don’t know if your imagination can handle it. 

Calm down, Dr. Doom. I get it. Sounds like a pretty morbid job, though. I bet in a small town like this you don’t have a lot to do, right?


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