sciencebanshee:

Ugly? You would call a bear ugly? I think they’re kind of… cute. In a highly objective way. And once you get past all the teeth. That’s not the poi

Wait, you know about

You

Crap

You clearly don’t think they’re boogeymen. That’s quite an imagination. Oh! I know what this is. Are you one of those roleplayers? The people who swing swords around and go on dragon-slaying adventures in the forest? I’ve seen you around town before. 

Yeah. Sure, lady. I slay “dragons” in the woods. I also storm castles in my free time. You know, it’s really the whole reason I moved to this town. Nice deduction.

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