Ugly? You would call a bear ugly? I think they’re kind of… cute. In a highly objective way. And once you get past all the teeth. That’s not the poi
Wait, you know about
You clearly don’t think they’re boogeymen. That’s quite an imagination. Oh! I know what this is. Are you one of those roleplayers? The people who swing swords around and go on dragon-slaying adventures in the forest? I’ve seen you around town before.
Yeah. Sure, lady. I slay “dragons” in the woods. I also storm castles in my free time. You know, it’s really the whole reason I moved to this town. Nice deduction.